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Florence, Indiana —  Henderson County administrator James Perry remained confident on Sunday that replies to his recent dick pic, sent two days ago to some local females,  would begin to fill his inbox.  Despite having received zero replies in over 48 hours, James remained upbeat and expected some “very smokin’ hot” replies soon.

“Listen”, proclaimed James.  ” My pastor says that if you sow a seed, you shall reap the harvest. And I’m confident that I’ll be harvesting some pussy from these fine ladies any time now.”   “I totally trimmed up down there, so these were some classy shots”

When questioned about the recipients of the aforementioned photos.   Mr. Perry explained that about “eight lucky ladies” received the pics, but was skeptical about hearing back from one, in particular; his neighbor.  “She wants me, but she was angry I kicked her dog, so the picture is my olive branch, per say.  I’m kind of hoping she reaches out and ah.. grabs.., or touches my olive branch, if you know what I mean.”